You were born as a mechanic, but it never fit you quite right. You yearned to know the dark arts of fancy soap and micro-dosing radiation- to become an expert in a niche field that is so poorly understood that line between fiction and fact is always burred. You wanted to think outside the steel confines of your upbringing, and live in a profession that is sometimes mechanical, but always godlike. You’re an ELT.

11oz or 15oz mug, dishwasher safe.